#also looking at the wikipedia page

[ranidspace]

we really stop have to telling people about quantum physics with the Schrödinger's cat example.

he literally made up that argument to show why quantum physics was a stupid idea. yes. it was eventually proved true but it was made in order to show how it was a stupid idea. meaning it's a god awful example either way.

you're trying to explain something quantum with intentionally the most confusing and backwards example of it

[immediatebreakfast]

this is why it's absurd there are 40000 draculas that give him a backstory and with mina/mina-alike a love saga of Forbidden Heterosexual Romance but all carmillas are either horny elizabeth bathory preying with no depth or lately two girls vaguely looking at each other where the vampirism isn't even there. it deserves just as many adaptations especially when there's so many loose ends to tie, or benefit from the pov of the vampire and her life way more than drac.

I would dare argue that Carmilla is the prototype for the tortured vampire who is disgusted by their nature, and only kills for the sake of feeding. She is so so complicated, and all of these cowardly adaptations reduce my beautiful baby girl to a caricature of the Weird Sisters, or not even give her the honor of being the vampire in the story is infuriating.

The archetype of the lesbian vampire not even being a fucking vampire. A female character that represents both the death and the maiden, framed as an object of desire who dares to desire in a world where her love is met with repulsion. So many things to expand, and the opportunity to focus on the female characters... But no let's make another """"subversive"""" adaptation in which Count Dracula is a ~tortured sad grown ass man who needs to be fixed 🥺~ with a convenient backstory that gives him poor Mina as a prize (while still having the Weird Sisters on the side), oh Carmilla? Yeah she is just some vampire woman who needs to be put in her place I mean, has to be stopped, she is trying to kiss girls 😭😭😭!

[waitineedaname]

I've decided to finally compile all my daemon au thoughts into one post instead of just flooding my friends' dms with them! I doubt I'll ever managed to actually write a fic for it because there's no way I can pull together a coherent enough plot so it would just be a series of vaguely connected vignettes, BUT. it's on my brain always.

Shen Qingqiu has a red-crowned crane. She felt Shen Jiu die when Shen Yuan transmigrated, and she was NOT PLEASED, which definitely puts a damper on their relationship at first, though she begrudgingly plays along with Shen Yuan assuming the role of Shen Qingqiu because the alternative is death and she will NOT let this fool's incompetence kill her. She eventually comes around to him, but she generally has Shen Jiu's rather acerbic and distrustful personality

Luo Binghe's daemon is unsettled at the beginning because he's still a kid. He usually chooses smaller, easier to hide forms when they're out in public, only choosing bigger forms when they're alone. Eventually, as he becomes more comfortable with Shen Qingqiu, he starts coming out of his shell more and exploring more forms around him -- a lamb bleating at his heels, a little lion cub tumbling around the Bamboo House's private training grounds. On one notable occasion he took on a crane form as an attempt to get in SQQ's daemon's good graces. She did not appreciate it.

He doesn't settle until the Endless Abyss. In PIDW, Bingge's daemon settled as a chow chow, a dog that looks soft and fluffy but is prone to, uh. aggression issues. In SVSSS, Bingmei's daemon settles as a Tibetan mastiff, an absolute unit of a dog that LOOKS intimidating, but is really just very protective

Shang Qinghua has a yellow-throated marten daemon! This is, notably, not the daemon the original goods had. Since he transmigrated as a baby, the original goods' daemon hadn't settled and was Also a baby, so he didn't end up with a grown adult's fully settled daemon like Shen Yuan did. Martens look very cute and nonthreatening, but they are fierce predators and will take down animals much larger than them! He usually keeps her hidden in his robes, but she wiggled out to screech at him to GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE when things started going wrong at the Immortal Alliance Conference, and her having a different form is what clued SQQ in that SQH might also be a transmigrator

Liu Qingge has a snow leopard and Yue Qingyuan has an Asian black bear. These daemons were chosen because Tibetan mastiffs were kept to protect monks from snow leopards and bears lol

Plot stuff under the cut!

SQQ's daemon is aware of the System, and therefore gets to learn things about SQQ's fate in the original novel. she is Not Pleased.

She remains reserved and guarded for a while, but it's hard to resist Shen Yuan's persistent charm, so she does warm up to him eventually. She's not wild about being touched, but she'll occasionally allow him to pet her feathers. She's also not wild about letting That Little Beast live in the Bamboo House, but she quickly learns Shen Yuan is just as stubborn as her A-Jiu was, so she allows it if only as a chance to keep a closer (suspicious) eye on Binghe

They definitely get much closer after the Immortal Alliance Conference, because she can tell just how much SQQ is grieving, and it pains her too. At this point, she's started seeing him as Her Person and not just a bodysnatcher

When they run into Binghe and his daemon again at Jinlan City, they both get to enjoy remembering the graphic descriptions of how in PIDW, Binghe's daemon had ripped SQQ's daemon's wings off as part of his torture. And oh fuck, his daemon settled as something even BIGGER this time?? Look at those jaws!!! Clearly the thump thump thump of his tail wagging against the floor at the sight of them is because he's excited to get his revenge. Definitely not because he's excited to see them again

On rare occasions, daemons of powerful cultivators can survive beyond the death of their person, usually only if the daemon is particularly strongwilled. She survived Shen Jiu's death once already. She's certain she could survive until SQQ gets into the back-up mushroom body. They thought it would only be a few minutes. They didn't expect it to take five years.

She is absolutely catatonic with grief during those five years. Binghe takes her survival as proof that Shizun's soul must have survived, certainly he will be able to bring him back if his daemon is still alive. He treats her with the utmost respect, the same way he treats SQQ's corpse. He never touches her directly since he knows she hates being touched. She never spoke much to him before, but now she doesn't even speak at all. She just curls up on the bed where he keeps the body, resting her head on Shen Qingqiu's chest

When Plantzun does finally show up and chaos ensues with the corpse hot potato, she confirms any of Binghe's suspicions about Shen Qingqiu's identity by swooping into the fray to peck angrily at the familiar stranger, some life and vitality finally returned to her and she scolds him for taking FIVE YEARS?? SHE NEVER WOULD HAVE AGREED TO THIS IF SHE'D KNOWN IT WOULD TAKE FIVE YEARS, HOW DARE HE. Shen Qingqiu is first so relieved to see her, and then terrified because she immediately broke his cover

After everything settles and the plot concludes and bingqiu get their happy ended, Binghe's daemon becomes SUCH a lapdog. Clingy rescue dog made of velcro type of vibe. They have to get a big enough bed to fit two grown men and a 150 pound dog. He LOVES Shizun headpats. SQQ's daemon does not ever join these cuddle sessions, but she always keeps an eye on them from her nest of pillows across the room because like hell is she ever letting Shen Qingqiu out of her sight again

[samijey]

Vince McMahon has become the real life Voldemort

[blusandbirds]

nickel boys - hard times

"what happened to that one kid that you used to hang with all the time?"

SPOILERS, i tried to keep it vague but GO WATCH THIS MOVIE IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY

[sycamoretrees]

enho is really just out here looking like that all the time (source)

[asvidema]

henry, mutt and pebbles. a happy and stylish family

[sacchiri]

Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.

Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen

A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death

[chiropteracupola]

I stretch and strain with all my might Drift off into the velvety arms of the night Kick and claw and scratch and bite... Choked out, choked out, choked out!

[a sharpe, requested by @rubeau]

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Brennan talking about how shocked he was that video rental stores still exist is so funny to me personally as someone who lives within driving distance of THREE different rental places that are actually doing pretty good.

[ifindus]

norway what was the bloodiest and most brutal battle you've ever been part of?

The battle of Lund in 1676.

The bloodiest battle Norway has been a part of is the Battle of Lund in 1676, fought between Denmark-Norway and the Netherlands against Sweden, where Sweden won. The Danish King had 12 300 soldiers to command and the Swedish King had only had 8 000. Both sides ended up loosing about 50% of their army. It is said to be the bloodiest battle ever fought in Scandinavia, and it was a coincidence that the Swedes won just due to the chaotic nature of the battle.

The battle was a result of Danish forces invading the southern part of today’s Sweden, an area that had previously belonged to Denmark. The Swedes were led by a reckless and young king who had already put them through harsh conditions and bad camp locations that had cause a great percentage of the soldiers to die from illness already before the battle had begun. The Danes had followed the Swedish army and were in much better position, both location-wise and with a steady supply line.

The Danes became impatient and gave up good placement to attack the Swedes as they neared the city of Lund just outside Malmö. As mentioned, the battle was disorienting and chaotic, with a lot of breaks in formation, a missing Swedish King who came back after several hours to break through Danish lines who had his forces surrounded. Not to mention over-eager Swedes absolutely slaughtering sailors who wanted to surrender, with the words “Sailors have paid to fight at sea, but not at land. You therefore deserve no mercy!”. The massacre was stopped by a Swedish officer.

[dashiellqvverty]

anyway the thing about the wedding banquet (1993) (cw for discussion of rape) is that the letterboxd reviews are FULL of people going “this is an EVIL MOVIE that treats corrective rape like isn’t a big deal and then has a happy ending as if it didn’t even happen and it’s all fine because they had a baby” and i’m like…. well i first of all don’t think it had a happy ending, actually. i think it is a story about characters and the decisions they make and have to live with. i think if your take on the ending was that the movie was saying “yay it’s all okay because they are a happy family” you were not thinking very much about the movie you were watching. i think the movie is saying that THESE CHARACTERS feel that their duty to their parents to carry on a specific type of family is the most important thing to them. and it is asking you to SIT WITH THAT and THINK ABOUT IT. is everything they all went through worth it? the strain on their relationships? corrective rape and the aftermath of it?? is it worth it?? because wai-tung has a biological child with a woman he is technically legally married to?? he feels that it is! how do YOU feel about him feeling that way??? engage with the art don’t just write it off as being evil and problematic because a bad thing happened in it

[yume-fanfare]

the very first question for the qna was. what kind of porn is date's favorite. this was when the interpreter realized he didn't know what he has got himself into. uchikoshi went on a rant, of which the clearest word that everyone perfectly understood was netorare, and then concluded with "he likes all genres"

[yikes077]

She haunts me

[cookinguptales]

finally watching smartypants and sitting here like, "yes, trapp, the principality of liechtenstein. a great place to share a birthday with indeed, as the birth of liechtenstein marked the end of one of the most brutal and corrupt witch hunts in european history."

see also: why I am not generally invited places.

[pvki]

I’ve got that audhd advantage of being utterly immune to spoilers

I will read the Wikipedia summaries before during and after I watch something and I will not remember what they said